Moisturize me!

Let them die in the streets – USA, 1990

Now yawn.

Experian may have done me a favor, actually…

I live in a wild neighborhood.

Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

How to get rabies right quick.

What’s in a name?

Tanks are cool.

Mhmhm

Do we shake hands now?

How to analyze a bloody mess.

How to analyze a bloody mess.

Mexican or Canned?

What’s in your mouth, adorable baby Giraffe?!

I’d like one lifetime membership to Scientology please.