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Why I’m alone.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Roses are red…

Scumbag babies.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Thug life.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Aliens.

Cats are jerks.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

How does Batman’s mom call him to dinner?

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