50 percent cat. 50 percent tail. 100 percent adorable.

Social networking.

Sometimes you need a decoy…

How smart is your right foot?

David Tennant on McDonalds and Burger King.

When a girl asks me out…

Movie posters with one letter removed.

Movie posters with one letter removed.

Real reason 50 Shades is $exy.

Secretly I can’t wait…

Suck the solar system.

Scumbag ice dispenser.

Just a baby otter.

When someone calls ‘shotgun.’

There are two kinds of people in the world.

I don’t like morning people…

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