Shoutout to chickenpox.

Texts from dog.

Wife discovers browser history.

Happy Easter!

Supermodels without makeup.

Supermodels without makeup.

Stop it!

Spoonachos.

Do Coke.

High five chain.

He’s lost a lot of candy.

Burn!

Super Mario eggs.

Cat vs. printer.

Bed and breakfast.

Why I don’t want kids.