Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Do as I say, and what not.

Do as I say, and what not.

Takebacks enabled.

Takebacks enabled.

FOOL proof alarm clock

FOOL proof alarm clock

There’s always next year…

There's always next year...

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Turns out mushrooms don't give a damn about your asphalt.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Cone them all.

Cone them all.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

There are holes all over this plot…

There are holes all over this plot...

I am having a legitimately bad time…

I am having a legitimately bad time...

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Papa John's should be on city payroll.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Can confirm; These Dick's are worth waiting in line for...
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