I don’t believe you.

Married life.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Science throw-down

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Sorry, bro…

A visual guide to the war on terror.

Cool new profile pic

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

Words.