Sir, is your luggage packed by a frog?

a fish tank union meeting

manipulate time just for a single french fry!

“please do not block me!”

That border is way too intimate for geography

the final boss of the Victorian era

A beautiful dance of patience and total failure

Everything is fine [cries in McCafe coffee]

With legs much too short, they’ve nowhere to go

Scale metrics have completely collapsed

No drama, just lots of good boys

Making a phone call is true horror

Relationship standards have officially been raised high

“And then… I saw the bottom!”

dreaming of the next heist

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