3 hearts? That’s a lot of potential heartbreak

The floor is lava

“Do Not Disturb”

His little legs are doing their absolute best

GET BACK HERE, YOU ELUSIVE HAPPY MOLECULE!

“I accept cash, card, and tears”

“Hey You”

A lion or a pom-pom?

type a vibe

“Electricity is just a phase, Ethel”

I don’t argue with things that have needles

It’s called an investment in my happiness

early adopters

The blanket is my only shield now

Me at my own wedding, probably

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