Why is nobody driving a pencil car today?

At least the roof won’t blow away

I guess I’m just not the chosen one

“That hand better be reaching for treats”

More hot dogs and zero consequences

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

“Ice Ice Baby”

Relationship goals: Eternal life and river views

Stunned. Speechless. Obsessed with you…

That went in one ear and stayed there

I’m ready for my jar era

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

Welcome to the Silent Treatment, population: You

Tiny humans, big truths

Tail of two kings

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