Modern minimalist

Nature’s slow cooker

stepped outside the cave for a bit

a biological weapon

The bear is locally sourced from your backyard

When you hear your name mentioned in one of the rooms

It’s not broken, it’s “rustic”

The Bad Place

Medusa’s Canadian cousin

wild night

I’m not lazy, I’m just Victorian level exhausted

trying to rob a house and getting existential dread

The paycheck better be as fire as those shoes

Adding this to my resume

Hope Grandma had her seatbelt on

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