It’s like playing a video game where nobody wins

If it’s important, they’ll send a raven

Rule the galaxy, but clean your room

“I feel like I’ve lived a thousand lives today”

Still more appetizing than some gas station wines

That shadow is definitely moving when you blink

Proof that small acts of kindness are actually huge

Level 3: “moving the pile to another room”

Bringing a little light to the dark side

If it doesn’t fall, it’s technically not full yet

The Secret Life of Pets

The ring bearer is definitely going to disappear mid-ceremony

In my mind, I am the asteroid

Clever Phteven

a rare Pokémon

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