grrr-ouch performance award

receipt with a side of awkward

art of rejection

raccoon, my alter ego

villainous tail waggers

sizzle with sass

royal treasure hunt, castle edition

hoot with attitude

wedding memes to steal your day (and your heart)

compliments under construction

eggciting identity twist

monthly crush subscription

sip happens, responsibly

built for cuddles

crow’s treasure trove

You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Join the conversation
McHitler.
McHitler.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
True+story.
True story.
Words.
Words.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.