too cool to read, too chill to sit

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

out of the shop, still saying cheers

feathers by Chanel, sass by nature

hbfjks

wow, this hedge is emotionally supportive

treasure found in the algorithm’s basement

summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

the asteroid was just Plan B

this family’s group chat must be wild

walk in broken, leave reborn

curls full of secrets and solutions

Sir Meowington

loud, luxurious, unstoppable

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