meant to go home, now in ikea

one more roll and i’ll be rolling pennies

smiling is for amateurs

ma’am blink twice if you need sleep

straight from the depths of nope

the holy grail of lazy days

they’re miles apart

meow-nipulation

welcome to the bag nest

say honk three times

beaks over books

purrportioned

salsa-lujah

one amulet, endless worry

she doesn’t ask for the manager…she is

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