nature’s angry spaghetti

too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight

not the kind of home cooking i meant

grandma instincts: 10/10

sit down, it’s therapy time

she didn’t even blink

welcome to the mug club

double chin, double giggle

12 feet of oops

makes other greens look unemployed

edgar left, not died

white paw to e4

fashionably dead inside

straight from the food pyramid era

verbally bankrupt, emotionally rich

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