this fireplace has side quests

even ghosts said, “bro chill”

food tastes better from someone else’s bowl

overthinking: level enchanted forest

cat in jar: Schrödinger upgraded

slaying AND sleighing tonight

powered by steel and sudden joy

geoff…proof vowels are just suggestions

litter-ally a charge carrier now

no gas, just pure chlorophyll, baby

“sir this is a Wendy’s”

mosquitoes in Florida carry ID and a pilot’s license

when the tea is piping and personal

i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered

if you can’t beat the fur, blend it

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