Hydration level: tactical

I didn’t know IKEA had a meltdown collection

Inbox zero, meme folder overflowing

I speak fluent awkward silence

Hotter than the bag

App-solutely overwhelmed by choices

Battle paused for a snackrifice

Invasion? Sorry, we’re too booked

powered by sunflower oil

comedy hit-and-run

tubby tabby in the tubby

no snacks? no chill

too small for backspace

“Resting is my aesthetic”

New kitten? Not on my lens

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