This weather screams “unemployed”!

next: spiritual awakening

My humor? 100% humerus

chased girl, caught bread

Zombie “life”? Too much cardio

your butt’s lost and confused

“This bee’s sus”

two dinos, one wild kiss

Energy? I left it in my 20s

engineered for stealth naps and dramatic stares

nature’s reminder that we’re all doing okay

“Beware of Dog”…fence already lost the fight

I climb into bed

didn’t fly south, just walked there in style

no cake? big mistake!

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