can’t afford secret cat, man

nervous system runs the show

guac this economy

nine lives, zero emails

extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

reporting for scratches, commander

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

10+Intrusive+Thought+Memes+to+Intrude+on+your+Day
10 Intrusive Thought Memes to Intrude on your Day
they+called+me+sober+sam+in+highschool
they called me sober sam in highschool
so+kind+of+them
so kind of them
on+some+occasions+that+may+escalate+it%26%238230%3B
on some occasions that may escalate it…
Join the conversation
i+saw+this+chart+so+you+have+to+too
i saw this chart so you have to too
things%26%238230%3Bchange%26%238230%3B
things…change…
this+is+so+cute
this is so cute
i+gnome+what+i+must+do
i gnome what i must do
well%2C+they%26%238217%3Bre+not+wrong
well, they’re not wrong
i+want+these+on+every+street+corner
i want these on every street corner
i+will+be+listening+attentively
i will be listening attentively
i+love+them+even+though+they%26%238217%3Bre+worms
i love them even though they’re worms