pawlease, don’t stop

rage melts at 109°

3 seconds, 3 heart attacks

fashionably unconscious

welcome to fry-zone

it burped in latin!

love-proof

dress code: better than you

pressed it twice

dialogue: whisper. explosion: apocalypse!!

just two squishy introverts

bite-sized contractors

Survival of the Snarkiest

pnguin

open house for time travelers