web developers found new office

local cat denies being herself

dialogue skipped, dopamine secured

Outfit Schrödinger Forgot to Measure

bro needs his own area code

Me who calculated in dog years

See also: texts you shouldn’t send

Love? No, Just Canada.

Name Storage Full

The International Chicken

Passive Aggressive Income

Furniture With Benefits

Happy Knight

Dress for Stress

ghostly navy

And+then+you+just+fight+your+dog+with+your+fingers+in+his+mouth+for+a+minute
And then you just fight your dog with your fingers in his mouth for a minute
We+need+more+Justins.
We need more Justins.
I+hate+that+this+GIF+will+never+go+away.
I hate that this GIF will never go away.
So+very+American
So very American
Join the conversation
The+Average+Person+Spends+18+Hours+Online%26%238230%3B
The Average Person Spends 18 Hours Online…
A+stone+cottage.+I+could+live+here.
A stone cottage. I could live here.
Personally%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+waiting+until+marriage
Personally, I’m waiting until marriage
You+Know+You%26%238217%3Bre+Alpha
You Know You’re Alpha
Firefighters+napping+after+30+hours+of+fighting+Tennessee+wildfire.
Firefighters napping after 30 hours of fighting Tennessee wildfire.
Me+after+stealing+a+flat+screen+out+of+Best+Buy
Me after stealing a flat screen out of Best Buy
He%26%238217%3Bs+back
He’s back
That%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+say.
That’s what I say.