diagnosis: broke

even her phone confused

history books skipped this boss fight

don’t mock the rock

$1.25M per minute… goals

caffeine was our only co-author

license to krill

just another tuesday in gotham

visited ikea. never escaped

emotionally grounded

this paw holds the secrets of the universe

cluck me? no sir, cluck you

vision set to ‘hope and guess’

he blocks, he spins, he cares

10/10 haircut, 0/10 loyalty

interesting
interesting
c%3A+it+was+an+accident+%26%238211%3B+final+answer
c: it was an accident – final answer
technically+true
technically true
The+moment+she+fell+in+love
The moment she fell in love
Join the conversation
you+know+the+type
you know the type
the+real+reason+to+be+scared+about+climate+change
the real reason to be scared about climate change
wait+%26%238211%3B+let%26%238217%3Bs+hear+him+out
wait – let’s hear him out
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+mad%2C+just+disappointed
he’s not mad, just disappointed
quit+horsing+around%21
quit horsing around!
just+remind+yourself+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+a+fish
just remind yourself you’re not a fish
pre-workout+hash+brown
pre-workout hash brown
i%26%238217%3Bm+in+this+photo
i’m in this photo