please at least let me type it

i need this on a tshirt

welp, guess it’s my time after all

one of the most subtly upsetting things ever

makes you see in 5 dimensions

a loyal fan, thanks dad

for no discernible reason

running out of laughs to give

“wait, what am i supposed to do again?”

tell me *everything*

time to phone it in

tired of the struggle

why have you forsaken me

friend groups be like

“i know /everything/” :)

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