a new adopted kid

it belongs to the spaghet now

not today, laundry

“you didn’t listen about your car’s extended warranty…”

it all makes sense now

every cat ever

so you have chosen…death

construction workers be like

cactuses are meant to be dry…

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feel like the monopoly man

it’s full when i say it’s full

i just wanna feel good

“please don’t eat my food from the office fridge”

maybe that’ll fix it

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