if it fits, it walks

celestially unbothered

she felt love… and a bladder jab

disappointment.exe.

Lady-BUG

Michelin-starred malice

now accepting biscuits and compliments only

one-woman multiverse

dryer’s starting a sock cult

brutal honesty? comes in tiny Crocs

nasa confirmed: exactly “a bunch”

their spirit animal is a mattress

life’s short, eat the party

one bite, you’ll need nine lives.

accepting cube-shaped deposits only

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