game, set, scratch

rock solid parenting right there

dark lord of brunch

“he had a jawline. i had no judgment.”

ink you very much

if shame had a soundtrack, it’s the doorbell

yes, i licked the window. for science.

“3 dream deaths and still no apology”

jurassic pork

tail’s out, secrets in

every answer is al dente

“rest is cool, but what if aliens…?”

“back off whiskers!”

No Mercy

Warmed Milk & Cold Feet

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