i asked for roses, got emails

i sea no issue

“welcome to meowdonald’s, may i hiss you?”

mom.exe not responding

“single beagle ladies”

new flavor: concrete latte

meow-chine

oat milk sponsorship incoming

gravity dlc expired yesterday

cashier won’t bag this one

dead serious with dad jokes

“didn’t sleep for three days, would recommend.”

could be bestie, could be bench

cave art of ultimate discomfort

mozzarella smoothie, anyone?

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