warning: will brake for squirrels

Sudden Panic Alignment Session

bad idea, worse plan, let’s go

home is where the fur sticks

eggstraterrestrial life confirmed

Hydrate, ye crusty knave

will reply when reality loads

jingle jaws

no take-backs. only flashbacks.

this is what happens when HR runs a town

my inner child just sat up and clapped

Second breakfast, first blood

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

That delivery guy has seen things.

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

I+was+told+there+would+be+peanuts+and+crackerjacks%26%238230%3B-+Raccoon%2C+probably.
I was told there would be peanuts and crackerjacks…- Raccoon, probably.
Pretty+much+my+only+source+of+entertainment.
Pretty much my only source of entertainment.
EV+does+have+its+perks%26%238230%3B
EV does have its perks…
The+queen+is+not+amused%26%238230%3B
The queen is not amused…
Join the conversation
We+need+it+for+officer+safety%26%238230%3B
We need it for officer safety…
You+have+been+subscribed+to+putin+puddin%26%238217%3B+pics.
You have been subscribed to putin puddin’ pics.
Maybe+we+at+least+have+a+conversation%26%238230%3B
Maybe we at least have a conversation…
RIP+In+Peace%2C+kitty+kitty.
RIP In Peace, kitty kitty.
The+bag+is+free%2C+friends%21
The bag is free, friends!
He%26%238217%3Bs+crowning%26%238230%3B
He’s crowning…
It%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+beautiful.
It’s… beautiful.
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+awake+now%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m awake now…