this toe is mine now

can’t spell “cat”… hacks nasa

cozy

can’t afford secret cat, man

nervous system runs the show

guac this economy

nine lives, zero emails

extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

reporting for scratches, commander

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

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