he better wash the dishes

the neighbors think we’re celebrities

romantic view, until it blinks back

hocus pocus, pants lose focus

kids’ clothes sized by moon phases

sit, stay, pay half rent

waterproof warrior mode

jurassic parking… drama escalates to mesozoic

2003 was built different

how dare he know statistics

mission impossible

i have lived 100 days. i have seen things

yes babe, i rotated

glad you mentioned, chef was considering tabby tacos

this isn’t laziness, it’s science

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