The adrenaline hits when you’re 2 seconds late

The Sandler Era of parenting

The golden age of inconvenience

The fire won this round

they hunted good parking spots

apocalypse babies

they smell weakness, they strike

stainfluencer

queen of time

“Finally, my replacement arrives”

Cat naps, world stops

Mosquito’s got upgrades now

Ready to feel…ish

Forks Without Spoons Federation

leak energy

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