wings or waves, choose one

he peed across america

photosynthesis with side eye

“babe, remember the shark?”

voldetort: fear in slow motion

guards still have nightmares

one sneeze from destruction

octofox

no lights, all personality

open concept: literally, the forest

me vs the sun’s evil cousin

god’s chosen noodle: armed and fabulous

feels like a quiz I didn’t study for

eeny, meeny, miney… awwww

pen*s loyalty: now in travel size

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