spicy aura, juicy deception

beak-a-boo

“wifi password and i’m nesting here”

love life: Over or under?

Went to school a child, came back a judgmental auntie

“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”

“3 dream deaths and still no apology”

“rest is cool, but what if aliens…?”

hold my lid, it’s getting emotional

dinos chase, scarlett slays

does crawling qualify?

sit down, it’s therapy time

makes other greens look unemployed

fashionably dead inside

straight from the food pyramid era

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