the human body was not meant for this combo

it’s not lying, it’s culinary branding

miss u but in a cool way

victory felt… morally questionable

Sudden Panic Alignment Session

home is where the fur sticks

will reply when reality loads

jingle jaws

no take-backs. only flashbacks.

That delivery guy has seen things.

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

Jurassic gel: strong enough to survive the Ice Age

Fear me! In about 30 minutes, I’ll arrive!

Eggs-actly what my cat predicted!

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