joke aged like wine, not empire

magn-ooooh no

baked to be yours

he sits, he soaks, he judges

ai made our salad self-aware

Spirit animal? No. Vibe animal

No communication = no happy ending

The Unofficial Toddler Mixtape: Vol. LMNOP

unbothered, hydrated, and a little dangerous

Gifted. Cursed. Scanned

I came for cats, left attacked

Mission: Indistinguishable

Can’t budget, but I can judge it

Cirque du Arachnid

ready to be Ravi-rolled

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