Call me when rent joins the circus

Tiny ducks. Global consequences

manager: no more sliding in hallways!

Started with chocolate. Now I own crystals

Accidentally summoned a Disney side character

Mentally in MySpace

Wow, Mom suddenly speaks fluent Slaylish

crime rate: 1. fiction rate: 9000

Rotten wood? That’s a gift box

emergency? I accidentally fell in love

same boat, but mine’s got extra lag

no to math, yes to myth

X-Rays and X-Rage

yep, it’s called ‘adulting,’ sweetie

no filter…just troll elegance

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