ceiling fan fumbling

keeping account(ant)ability

class warfood

homemade bubble recipe!

“I have a pet…fur.”

nabbing noir needs

going clubbing

trait tribulations

my chemical ro-admap

the warped woods

saying the right Qs

cult classic

gassing each other up

chip chomper

pedestrian problems

coke+classic+or+bust
coke classic or bust
pass+me+some+coal
pass me some coal
are+you+awake+or+ashleighp%3F
are you awake or ashleighp?
you+definitely+want+to+rethink+that%2C+kid
you definitely want to rethink that, kid
Join the conversation
centaur+exterminators+are+so+effective+they%26%238217%3Bve+basically+put+themselves+out+of+business
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
i+slept+okay
i slept okay
especially+on+a+friday
especially on a friday
gonna+have+a+meat+twinkie+for+lunch+today
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
Adorable.+10%2F10+%26%238211%3B+would+boop
Adorable. 10/10 – would boop
thanks+but+no+thanks
thanks but no thanks
that%26%238217%3Bs+part+of+the+point+though%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%3F
that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?
who%2C+me%3F
who, me?