preventative potato

a relic of bygone ages

eating a meowthful

tinkerfell

minor penalty

angle dangle

reddit regret-it

you can’t park there

minty fresh

concise coinage

are we sure it’s “impersonator” or “in-person”?

heyo, mayo

chat the (sea)bed

organ-ized childhood

unseated champion

How+to+fail+like+a+boss.
How to fail like a boss.
Mona+Lisa%26%238217%3Bs+cat.
Mona Lisa’s cat.
I+love+you+like+Lily+loved+Snape%26%238230%3B
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
Having+a+rough+day%3F
Having a rough day?
Join the conversation
You+probably+won%26%238217%3Bt+understand.
You probably won’t understand.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Words.
Words.
Can+you+read+this%3F
Can you read this?
Contents+of+toothpaste.
Contents of toothpaste.
Well+hello+there.
Well hello there.
Sage+advice.
Sage advice.
Humans%26%238230%3B
Humans…