100 percent this is true

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

you cicada be kidding me!

you cicada be kidding me!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

flat earthers were right the whole time

flat earthers were right the whole time

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has