Just do it, maybe.
Let them teach.
Friendly reminder to give your knife a name.
Have a nice *trip*
And that’s just the way we like it.
Annoy All Humans
PSA: Target hosts birthday parties.
Your parents aren’t paying enough property taxes, probably.
Yasmine can still get it, honestly.
RIP In Peace Kari Paul. The future has betrayed you.
American soldiers invade the Dutch, circa 1940.
This cat is cooler than you.
It happened in Vegas.
It’s not easy finding love on the web…