Things I say while driving

Lithops, Namibian and South African plants that have evolved to look like stones.

In my veterinary nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity

Presidential hops.

I’m ready.

I’d give him every treat.

Gloster Canaries are incredible.

Flight of the Bumblebee

Record numbers of teens are depressed…

Man unsuccessfully preventing a horse from going shopping

Lumberjacks in Portland, 2016

*burp*

Ariana Grande magic

Hacks.

Words.

Eat more chocolate.