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Things I say while driving

Things I say while driving
Permission to cry.
Permission to cry.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
How to break a heart
How to break a heart
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
I%26%238217%3BM+GON+EATCHU%21
I’M GON EATCHU!
Amen.
Amen.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+these.
I’m going to need some of these.
I+said+sit%21%21%21
I said sit!!!
Join the conversation
Chemistry+cat.
Chemistry cat.
Take+one+of+these%21
Take one of these!
This+boy+is+ugly.
This boy is ugly.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+math.
I can’t math.
Email+and+bacon.
Email and bacon.
Flying+sloth.
Flying sloth.
Did+you+do+something+different+with+your+hair%3F
Did you do something different with your hair?
My+Precious%21%21%21
My Precious!!!