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Waking up in an unfamiliar bed after a night of drinking. And you are not alone.

Waking up in an unfamiliar bed after a night of drinking. And you are not alone.
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Chill%2C+Bill.
Chill, Bill.
Got+dammit%2C+Emily%26%238230%3B
Got dammit, Emily…
That%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+be+a+no+from+be%2C+birb%26%238230%3B
That’s gonna be a no from be, birb…
A+Victorian+radiator+with+a+built+in+bread+warmer.
A Victorian radiator with a built in bread warmer.
Join the conversation
This+is+a+thing%2C+apparently.
This is a thing, apparently.
He%26%238217%3Bs+been+out+with+Joe%26%238230%3B
He’s been out with Joe…
Thanks%2C+Jackie.+Agree+bigly.+Outstanding+man%2C+this+one.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
One+of+the+things+about+bears%2C+is%26%238230%3B
One of the things about bears, is…
Spooky+meat+tentacles%26%238230%3B
Spooky meat tentacles…
Hats+off+to+John+for+being+consistent%2C+at+least.
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
A+vending+machine+that+gives+you+a+free+coke+in+exchange+for+a+hug.
A vending machine that gives you a free coke in exchange for a hug.
Instant+health+potion.
Instant health potion.