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Your grandpa went to hell

Your grandpa went to hell
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
we all laugh together or no one laughs
we all laugh together or no one laughs
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
if you were curious
if you were curious
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner