What is it that I’m missing?

What is it that I'm missing?

these aren’t romantic candles

these aren’t romantic candles

remember to lock these items up when camping

remember to lock these items up when camping

enough seats for all my friends

enough seats for all my friends

the bullet stays in

the bullet stays in

the vegans have launched their first attack

the vegans have launched their first attack

beer is just bread water

beer is just bread water

they’re both yellow

they’re both yellow

eventually he’ll say yes

eventually he’ll say yes

could be fun to fix

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

caught in-between two worlds

caught in-between two worlds

would your tattoos save you?

would your tattoos save you?

world’s roundest bird

world’s roundest bird

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

only true trekkies will understand

only true trekkies will understand