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Dove is so insensitive

Dove is so insensitive
but how long will we stay here?
but how long will we stay here?
accurate
accurate
for work
for work
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
the real wonder woman
the real wonder woman
who invited Susan?
who invited Susan?
the proud look on that dapper cat’s face. it knows how important it is
the proud look on that dapper cat’s face. it knows how important it is
wicked makes so much more sense now
wicked makes so much more sense now
he’s trying his best
he’s trying his best
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
they’ve been listening this whole time
they’ve been listening this whole time
it’s called personal space
it’s called personal space
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
marry me
marry me
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
How+does+that+sounds+to+you%3F
How does that sounds to you?
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
Join the conversation
If+a+lobbyist+falls+in+the+woods%26%238230%3B
If a lobbyist falls in the woods…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+an+issue%2C+Jim.
It’s not even an issue, Jim.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
SBUX+in+Fuzhou%2C+China%2C+has+a+different+vibe+to+it.
SBUX in Fuzhou, China, has a different vibe to it.
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.