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Nerd alert

Nerd alert
sip happens, responsibly
sip happens, responsibly
purrs and plot twists
purrs and plot twists
duty-free drama
duty-free drama
wedding memes to steal your day (and your heart)
wedding memes to steal your day (and your heart)
sunless sweetness
sunless sweetness
beak my valentine
beak my valentine
frame of confusion
frame of confusion
tip-top distraction
tip-top distraction
crow’s treasure trove
crow’s treasure trove
eggciting identity twist
eggciting identity twist
dine and doze
dine and doze
built for cuddles
built for cuddles
handshake harmony
handshake harmony
monthly crush subscription
monthly crush subscription
petal mental zone
petal mental zone
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+me%21
don’t look at me!
The+answer+is+yes.+I+do.
The answer is yes. I do.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
I don’t see the problem
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
retired+firehoses
retired firehoses
justice+served
justice served