I’m having heart surgery today…
Niles, This Steak Is A Little Tough
A stone cottage. I could live here.
Gaffigan on Christmas (classic)
I don’t care, I’m hungry.
So very American
The Average Person Spends 18 Hours Online…
Some say he’s still scrolling to this day…
The IRS has a heart.
Well, she is blonde
That’s what I say.
All in all that’s just what I think.
And then you just fight your dog with your fingers in his mouth for a minute
Firefighters napping after 30 hours of fighting Tennessee wildfire.
I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.
An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.
Stick the landing.
Join the conversation
Australia seems dangerous.
Wait till I say gODDAMMIT!!
A rhino with his body guard.
The Doctor doesn’t do guns
Make it so
Labor or… baby shower game.
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.