How’s my time?
what your favorite well drink/cocktail says about you
Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
Looking for a room to rent, please?
A Longhorn Cow
The Flat Earth Society gets it.
This Is Kevin And His Wife…
My favorite time of the year!
New Demon Strategy
Get gone, hoe
Sometimes, you become an ant god
60 drops of water on a coin!
We all party down here
Homemade trailmix FTW
Sometimes you need a decoy…
How smart is your right foot?
Trolling grammar Nazis.
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There are two kinds of people in the world.
I don’t like morning people…
Suck the solar system.
50 percent cat. 50 percent tail. 100 percent adorable.
How I felt job hunting this year…
Real reason 50 Shades is $exy.