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Translating British to English

Translating British to English
some patients are into that
some patients are into that
from social warning fantasy to reality
from social warning fantasy to reality
kool aid they
kool aid they
what’s your favorite six word story?
what’s your favorite six word story?
be your own worst enemy
be your own worst enemy
there is no middle ground
there is no middle ground
death to the human!
death to the human!
alpha males don’t watch instructional videos
alpha males don’t watch instructional videos
goosebumps, but for adults
goosebumps, but for adults
as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result
as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result
big fork bad
big fork bad
stop to smell the roses?
stop to smell the roses?
my plants are my children
my plants are my children
how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?
how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?
my waistline isn’t worth my happiness
my waistline isn’t worth my happiness
Look+at+all+these+mutha+fkn+horses%2C+on+this+mutha+fkn+plane%26%238230%3B
Look at all these mutha fkn horses, on this mutha fkn plane…
This+is+why+I+have+trust+issues.
This is why I have trust issues.
You+must+go%2C+the+bank+needs+you%21
You must go, the bank needs you!
Baltimore+has+it%26%238217%3Bs+head+on+right.
Baltimore has it’s head on right.
Join the conversation
Earth+day+was+a+huge+success%26%238230%3B
Earth day was a huge success…
Nothing+really+changes%26%238230%3B
Nothing really changes…
Bran+could+have+been+a+good+brother.
Bran could have been a good brother.
I+feel+alone+and+content%2C+honestly.
I feel alone and content, honestly.
Date+yourself%2C+occaisionally.
Date yourself, occaisionally.
%2Ahiccups+powerfully%2A
*hiccups powerfully*
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+friggan+cat+hair%21
It’s not friggan cat hair!
Officer+Discount+at+your+service.
Officer Discount at your service.