My ass was on the line

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

the american weakness

you can butter my sweet corn

prophetic loopholes for writing

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

skin it to win it

10 Cat Memes to look at Right Meow

why not both

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

uh oh ho oh

such a pleasing sound tbf

a shame indeed

the worst feeling

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

anything for that inner child