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Demonic Pun

Demonic Pun
found my new hobby
found my new hobby
missed opportunity for a tickle war
missed opportunity for a tickle war
using a pan was mistake number one
using a pan was mistake number one
taco thursday
taco thursday
or just go to the store
or just go to the store
successful panoramic
successful panoramic
parked cats
parked cats
does anyone actually use the potato masher?
does anyone actually use the potato masher?
looks cool, but feels impractical
looks cool, but feels impractical
4u2pn2
4u2pn2
the sequel we all need
the sequel we all need
winter is brutal
winter is brutal
become one with the weather
become one with the weather
remains to be seen
remains to be seen
like a smoke alarm for when you’re in the bath
like a smoke alarm for when you’re in the bath
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Join the conversation
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Sentient+mouths.
Sentient mouths.