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death by karens
death by karens
can confirm this works
can confirm this works
did you give your wi fi a clever name?
did you give your wi fi a clever name?
when flirting goes too far
when flirting goes too far
it’s a treasure hunt
it’s a treasure hunt
looks like we have a visitor
looks like we have a visitor
nice!
nice!
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
this is art
this is art
hanging on the dock?
hanging on the dock?
talent runs in the animal kingdom
talent runs in the animal kingdom
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
beerfest 2: beardfest
beerfest 2: beardfest
he worked so hard for everything
he worked so hard for everything
judi ain’t messing around!
judi ain’t messing around!
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
He%26%238217%3Bs+the+king+of+the+world.
He’s the king of the world.
Join the conversation
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.