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You Had One Job, Neil Armstrong

You Had One Job, Neil Armstrong
B O L T all day.
B O L T all day.
Right or left, kinda feels like they’re squirming.
Right or left, kinda feels like they’re squirming.
Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.
Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.
WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE!
Remember that one time?
Remember that one time?
I want to belieb.
I want to belieb.
Hayden Christensen applying the Sith Eyes.
Hayden Christensen applying the Sith Eyes.
As a Trump supporter whom is also aware of the flu going around, can’t it be both?
As a Trump supporter whom is also aware of the flu going around, can’t it be both?
Now that does put a smile on my face.
Now that does put a smile on my face.
In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.
In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.
2020, in a bird.
2020, in a bird.
I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.
I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.
Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.
Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.
Please can we just do a regular doctor this time?
Please can we just do a regular doctor this time?
Words, circa LA 2020.
Words, circa LA 2020.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Join the conversation
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Have+fun%2C+guy.
Have fun, guy.