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The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in…

The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in...
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
its all in how you market it
its all in how you market it
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
the true root of the issue
the true root of the issue
they don’t make them like they used to
they don’t make them like they used to
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
a new challenger approaches
a new challenger approaches
after a day of clowning around
after a day of clowning around
a true celebration of life
a true celebration of life
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
Join the conversation
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Lovely+bit+of+cheese%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%2C++Gromit%3F
Lovely bit of cheese, isn’t it, Gromit?
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
The+true+power+of+social+media.
The true power of social media.