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Winnie was having a bad day.
Yes, I went to the Dark Side…
Jimmy Kimmel presents the iPhone 5.
How wealthy people laugh.
I’m not Harry Potter!
Do you want my leftover bacon?
How I feel about kids today.
Life Lessons from Disney.
Push a hipster down the stairs…
I’m as cute as me!
What women see vs. what men see.
Keeping track of your kids level: Asian.
Babe, that’s too deep.
I just can’t, with you…
It has always been da ðŸ»’s.
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Let the people have their brisket, IMO.
Two kernels from the same cobb.
Don’t @ me.
Sarah Conner removes the T-800’s CPU (1991)
Some guy just dumped all my milk in the river… – 2020 cow, probably.
Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.