like

like

Hoo-rah!

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

please send help

please send help

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

The cheeps

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

soory not soory

soory not soory

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime